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Judge Smails It`s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you`ve got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat. - CaddyShack
You (God) have not only commanded continence, that is, from what things we are to restrain our love, but also justice, that is, on what we are to bestow our love. - Saint Augustine
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson
Man`s main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. - Erich Fromm
He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Honore' de Balzac
Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government. - Aristotle
Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times. - Gustave Flaubert
Nothing said to us, nothing we can learn from others, reaches us so deep as that which we find in ourselves. - Theodor Reik
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Sir Winston Churchill
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne`er succeed. - Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
This is courage in a man to bear unflinchingly what heaven sends. - Euripides
It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted for the fate waiting them on this earth. - Joseph Conrad
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches. - Robert Hutchins
Don`t lay any certain plans for the future it is like planting toads and expecting to raise toadstools. - John Billings
Active minds that think and study, Like swift brooks are seldom muddy. - Arthur Guiterman
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes I cannot sea.I`ve run this poem threw it,I`m sure your pleased too no,Its letter perfect in it`s weigh,My checker tolled me sew. - Janet Minor
Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid. - Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a particle of its original ray Nay, when it strikes on a kindred heart, Like the converged light on a mirror, It reflects itself with redoubled brightness. It is not perfected till it is shared. - Jane Porter
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn`t need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. - Henry Ford
Lloyd Hey, I guess they`re right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I`ll be right back, don`t you go dying on me - Dumb & Dumber
There`s two possible outcomes if the result confirms the hypothesis, then you`ve made a discovery. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you`ve made a discovery. - Enrico Fermi
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow. - Norman Vincent Peale
Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed. - Edward Young
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum - Ambrose Bierce
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own. - John M. Barrie
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn`t matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls. - Anthony Hope
From what we get, we can make a living what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe
There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted. - James Branch Cabell
A man`s dying is more the survivors` affair than his own. - Clive Staples Lewis
A good picture is equivalent to a good deed. - Vincent Van Gogh
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own money, and has nobody to whom he is to account. You won`t eat less beef today, because you have written down what it cost yesterday. - Samuel Johnson
Even pleasure itself is a toil. - Manilius
The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder. - Frederick W. Faber
Teach us to care and not to care. Teach us to sit still. - George Eliot
To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, an they who edit and read it are old women over their tea. - Henry David Thoreau
To insist on strength ... is not war-mongering. It is peace-mongering. - Barry Goldwater
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Rothschild Parker
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith. - Henry Ward Beecher
There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long in the world what is too much for one, what is too little for one, and what is just right for one. - Swahili Proverb
Success is that old ABC -- ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a 1-foot chain. - Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno
We can learn even from our enemies. - Ovid
The pain of a disappointed wish necessarily produces less effect upon the mind if a man has not certainly promised himself success. - De Tranquillitate Animi - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained. - Marie Curie
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato
The difficulty of literature is not to write, but to write what you mean not to affect your reader, but to affect him precisely as you wish. - Robert Louis Stephenson
In soft regions are born soft men. - Herodotus
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning. - James Russell Lowell
George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance. - Blow
The Terminator I`ll be back - Terminator 2 Judgment Day
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes. - Jawaharlal Nehru
A hit, a very palpable hit. - William Shakespeare
I`m disappointed, but I`m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody. (after losing the Masters tournament) - Greg Norman
I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes. - Charles Lindbergh
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell
I believe that history has shape, order, and meaning that exceptional men, as much as economic forces, produce change and that passe abstractions like beauty, nobility, and greatness have a shifting but continuing validity. - Camille Paglia
Despise the enemy strategically, but take him seriously tactically. - Mao Zedong
Life is but a moment, death also is but another. - Dr. Robert Schuller
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance. - Clarence Darrow
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress. - Alfred A. Montapert
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death. - James F. Byrnes
It is not a fish until it is on the bank. - Irish Proverb
Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is filled full of great tolerance and the milk of human kindness. The person who achieves must generally be a one-ideaed individual, concentrated entirely on that one idea, and ruthless in his aspect toward other men and other ideas. - Corinne Roosevelt Robinson
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure. - John D. Rockefeller
In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste, but in its effects. - J. W. Fulbright
No matter what you`ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can`t look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished - Elbert Hubbard
What is a rebel A man who says no. - Albert Camus
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn`t brood. I`d type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. - Bernard Berenson
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn`t they`d be married too. - Henry Louis Mencken
No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency. - Theodore Roosevelt
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin`, too. - B. B. King
It can`t be Nature, for it is not sense. - Charles Churchill
You can be young without money but you can`t be old without it. - Tennessee Williams
I have seen the future and it doesn`t work. - Robert Fulford
Th` newspaper does ivrything f`r us. It runs th` polis foorce an` th` banks, commands th` milishy, controls th`ligislachure, baptizes th` young, marries th` foolish, comforts th` afflicted, afflicts th` comfortable, buries th` dead an` roasts thim aftherward. - Finley Peter Dunne
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra
I feel the same way about solitude as some people feel about the blessing of the church. It`s the light of grace for me. I never close my door behind me without the awareness that I am carrying out an act of mercy toward myself. - Peter Hoeg
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce with you. A Bullfighter who goes in the ring with mustard on his sword. - Zig Ziglar
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris
Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in duration. - Benjamin Franklin
The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the scale, so vehement and intense his life. . . . The beautiful vagabonds, endowed with every grace, masters of all climes, and knowing no bounds -- how many human aspirations are realised in their free, holiday-lives -- and how many suggestions to the poet in their flight and song - John Burroughs
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it. - John Witherspoon
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all. - G. C. Lichtenberg
Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don`t believe that only art matters, I do belive in Art for Art`s sake. - E. M. Forster
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. - Woody Allen
In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs. - William Osler
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor. - Robertson Davies
When a proud man hears another praised, he feels himself injured. - English Proverb
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - James Barrie
Simplicity is the peak of civilization. - Jessie Sampter
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. - Al Capone
Little said is soonest mended. - Miguel de Cervantes
We learn the rope of life by untying its knots. - Jean Toomer
Where is the justice of political power if it executes the murderer and jails the plunderer, and then itself marches upon neighboring lands, killing thousands and pillaging the very hills - Kahlil Gibran
In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy but in passing it over, he is superior. - Francis Bacon
Without courage you cannot practice any of the other virtues. - Maya Angelou
Wise are they who have learned these truths Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube. - William Arthur Ward