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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !
What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'," was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.