Julius Henry Marx Quotes

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
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