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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, "Please, Doc. How's my friend?" "Well," answered the M.D., "he'd be a lot better off if you hadn't taken out his gut!"
What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"
Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough
Never Give Up! by Percy Vere
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he