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How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes.''
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.