Share Content For Social Media

Facebook ready sharing content, easy to post to pages, profiles and more. Share quotes on twitter and Facebook. Find content sayings, thoughts, quotes and more for sharing on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter and others. Select the category you want to view. Random content will be displayed or enter a term to search within our system. Get code and more to share on Social media. Full Facebook intergrated, sahre with friends. Comeback daily for new content. Do you have a quote you want to share, a joke you want to share please submit your content.

Did You Know Facts Funny Jokes Interesting Quotes PickUp Lines Think About it!

Looking for online content to share on social media. You are in the right place. We have 1000's of Jokes, Pickup Lines, Famous Quotes and thoughts of the day. Funny graet for sharing. Easy share mobile content ready and easy to use. More Jokes added daily. We have hundreds of Joke Categories with new content being added regularly.
Bookmark and Share

List of New Jokes Just added

Jokes Share on Social Media Get Facebook Content to Share with Friends

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?" The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two." The second was a social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer but I'm glad we had time to discuss this important question." The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001. The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld), two and two was proven to be four. The last applicant was an accountant. The business man asked him, "How much is two and two?" The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?" He got the job.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !

Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No".

How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !

Tweets @myslyweb

Connect with us via email Top content updates daily
In case you're interested in knowing more info on Data Recovery, stop by http://www.filesaversdatarecovery.com
GS-JJ Automated Quotation System for promotional gift, you can easy to select what your customized gift needs online. please click this website https://www.gs-jj.com/ for more product lines include: Lapel Pins, Medals, Lanyards, Belt Buckles, Challenge Coins, Ornaments, Embroidered Patches, Key Chains, Silicone Wristbands.